Do you ever look back on moments of your childhood and go: “Ohhhh… I’ve always been mentally ill.” This is literally one of those moments of my childhood.
I will have you know that I am totally a well adjusted adult and this experience didn’t scar me in any way. It’s not like ever since then, I meticulously plan each bite of cake to have an even amount of frosting in correlation with the bite so that when I finish the slice of cake, the frosting and cake has been evenly distributed and I will have no excess cake or frosting. Totally not. I am totally, totally fine. Everything is Fine.